About Apparatus
Apparatus bubbled out of the hot springs of Philly, Pa (right around the corner from the white mountains of Ambler). They have been on hiatus for the last year while Matt and Tommy excavated the caverns of Sante Carlo and Zak was taken prisoner in the evil and torturous land known as Greenville (which is not totally unlike Greenland, the difference is in the water). Anywho, Matt and Tommy have since struck goldm unearthing the largest collection of fossilized mammouth pooh in history, as Zak was escaping from the menacing clutches of the evil Lord of Greenville, and in a shocking and astounding turn of events happened to run straight into each other in the exact center of the earth (do not overthink the possibilities, of human beings surviving in the extreme temperatures of the earth's core, also just smile and nod when thinking about how on earth the three of us actually ended up within the earth's core...right......). To make a confusing and not to mention border-line stupid story short, the three of us are now back together working on new tunes for all of you. In closing, we would like to throw one thread of caution to everyone...never trust a small-mouthed bass when it tells you that Greenville is a beautiful country and that you should make it your next vacation. (always trust the tuna though...)
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